Here are some awesome quotes from random people and movies and such.
"“Last words are for people, who haven’t said anything in life.”
-last words of Karl Marx

Ariel: You ever heard of the Masada? For two years, 900 Jews held their own against 15,000 Roman soldiers. They chose death before enslavement. The Romans? Where are they now?
Tony Soprano: You're lookin at them, asshole.
-The Sopranos

""Punk and blues are both honest reactions to life. It's blues, it's our blues. It's just a bit turned up and a bit faster."
-Chet Weise

"Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter."

"The chief once punched a dude in the dick so hard that his kids were born afraid of the chief"

"Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth."

"But I’d trade all my tomorrows for one single yesterday."
-Janis Joplin

"The truth is, everybody is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
-Bob Marley

"Fake a stomach cramp. Moan and wail. Lick your palms. It’s a little stupid and immature, but then, so is high school."
-Ferris Bueller

"There's a wallet on my ass with a rock n roll license!"
-Guitar Wolf, "Jet Generation"

"Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration of fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, your work (and theft) will be authentic. Authenticity is invaluable; originality is non-existent. And don't bother concealing your thievery - celebrate it if you feel like it. In any case, always remember what Jean-Luc Godard said: "It's not where you take thins from-it's where you take them to."
-Jim Jarmusch

"Chase truth like hell and you'll be free, even though you'll never touch its coattails"

"I always, I like, I need noise. Because we are no skill. Our skill is no good. No technique. We need...Basic rock and roll is: Number one is looks; Number two is guts, tension; Number three is action; Maybe four, five nothing; Six is skill, technique."
-Guitar Wolf, on rocknroll

"Wealth dies. Friends die. One day you too will die. But the thing that never dies is the judgment on how you have spent your life"
-Havamal, the way of the norseman

"Forty Nine Years; One night's dream. A lifetime of prosperity; a cup of sake."
-death poem of Uesugi Kenshin

"How is gravity to clothe itself if jest goes about in dark veils?"
-Robert Shumann, about a dark scherzo by Chopin

"punk, the only form of revolution left, the last revolution"

On performing: "I feel like I'm making an ass of myself but I'm getting away with it"
-singer of Catholic Discipline

"There were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident." -Anchorman

“Our Bees will blot out the sun!” “Then we will hug in the shade.” – PG Version of 300

"I want to *BLANK* your *BLANK* with a spatula and even in the *BLANK* with a
*BLANK* and reverse it while listening to smooth jazz" -Unicorn_prince4U

Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

"You ok?" -Butch
"Nah man. Im pretty fucking far from ok." -Marsellus Wallace

"I feel compelled to speak out against all the sniveling bleeding heart liberals who want to shut down nuclear plants in California. I lay odds that the same anti-technology freaks and hippies whining about radiation waves will be the first on their knees begging for nuclear power at the first sign of a blackout and their fucking stereos won't come on. I say lets get them plants on their feet and cranking out some real power. As far as waste goes there are thousands and thousands of miles of ocean just sitting there doing nothing, so what are we waiting for? Throw the plutoneum or strutomeum 90 or whatever the hell it is in there, along with all the blubbering idiots who can't accept the fact that the future is here and they god damn well be apart of it. And as far as the animals and the extinct list goes, they obviously don't have what it takes to make it; survival of the fittest and we are winning. I say kill them all off and lets start worrying about some real problems instead. Now don't get me wrong I love nature as much as the next guy but enough is enough and I for one have had enough."
- a letter to Slash Records (Catholic Discipline), as seen on The Decline of Western Civilization

"No Goofy, No Minnie, No Mercy!"
-Mickey Mania (videogame) tag line

"It seems the only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from it."
-Chief Justice Warren in his eulogy to President Kennedy

"Those who choose to ignore the past are condemned to repeat it."
-don't know, was in the Bullshit Detector zine

"Opportunity is a monkey with firecrackers."
-the back of a Ninja Bobble-head box

"Honor is for Samurai"
-the back of a Ninja Bobble-head box

"I've got a conundrum for ya Trabeck, a riddle if you will. What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I can't remember how it ends but your mother's a whore!"
-Sean Connery

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

"A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt."
- Mark Twain
"Do you like Daags?"
-Brad Pitt "The Pikey" from Snatch

"Why'd you choose here to commit suicide? I know that guy."
-Bartender to a guy pickin a fight with Clint Eastwood in a western

"Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves,
even fewer are wise enough to rule others."
-Edward Abbey

"I don't know the key to success,
but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
-Bill Cosby

"Never explain--your friends do not need it
and your enemies will not believe you anyway."
-Elbert Hubbard

"He is one of those people who
would be enormously improved by death."
-Saki (Hector Hugh, Munro)

"When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.”
-Abraham Lincoln

"Listen, you fuckers, you screw-heads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore.
A man who stood up against the scum... the cunts,
the dogs, the filth, the shit. Here is someone who stood up. Here is..."
-Travis Bickle "Taxi Driver"

"Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"
-Bhagavad Gita

"The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion."
-G. K. Chesterton

"You can go a long way with a smile.
You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
-Al Capone

"Do not remove a fly from your friend's forehead with a hatchet."
-Chinese Proverb

"In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary."
-Aaron Rose

"Only fools are positive."
-Moe Howard

"Nihilism is best done by professionals."
-Iggy Pop

"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority,
it is time to reform."
-Mark Twain

"All right, well, I was bombing it round one time [go-karting ]and someone left this ramp out. They all said, "If he hits that, he *is* dead". So I hit it and rolled over in the air a few times and they said, "Now he is *definitely* dead". Then I landed on my wheels and pulled over next to them and said, "What you worried about?""
-Simon the Computer Guy (The Office BBC)

"Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt?
Life would be intolerably bearable."
-Randy K. Milholland

"Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible."
-Margaret Mead

"To be brave is to love someone unconditionally,
without expecting anything in return. To just give.
That takes courage, because we don't want to fall on our faces or
leave ourselves open to hurt."

"One man's folly is another man's wife."
-Helen Rowland

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to."
-Elvis Presley

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"All television is children's television."
-Richard P. Adler

"Pain is inevitable; suffering is optional."

"Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself.
Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide."
-Marva Collins

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
-H.L. Mencken

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,
pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come."
-Matt Groening

"You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone." weblog

"It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not."
-Andre Gide

"Don't go around saying that the world owes you a living.
The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
-Mark Twain

"Tradition is what you resort to when you don't
have the time or the money to do it right."
-Kurt Herbert Alder

"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays."
-Henny Youngman

"I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him."
-Mark Twain

One must float like a leaf on the river of life...
And kill old lady.
-The General (The Ladykillers)

"Not giving a fuck is like riding a bike...once you learn how to do it you never forget. "
-Nancy Holocaust.