Aziz+Ansari+Macks+on+Scarlett+Johansson


 * From [|AZIZISBORED.COM]**


 * True Story**

Before heading to the [Crash Test--Upright Citizen's Brigade show that Aziz hosts], Merlin [his roommate] and I went to Croxley Ales on Avenue B btw 2nd and 3rd for some 10 cent wings. Who do we see there but - Scarlett Johannson. I proceeded to scribble the following note on a napkin which I left with Scarlett along with a few flyers for the 'Test. I'm not making this up, here's what I wrote down:

//Hi,

Thought you were really cute. You should come by my comedy show tonight! It just got named Rolling Stones "Hot Comedy Show" for 2005. (Legit!) The show is tonight at 11 pm at the UCB Theatre (26th btw 8th and 9th Avenue). Hope you can make it.

- Aziz [insert my cell number]

P.S. 10 cent wings is a pretty good deal huh?//

I just dropped the napkin and flyers in front of SJ and said "Hey you guys should come to this show later if you aren't doing anything" - to which Scarlett's buddy Josh Hartnett responded - "Thanks man" in a deep 'hey I was in f'n //Sin City//' voice. I then booked it out of there very quickly, but not before I caught a glance of Scarlett reading my hearfelt napkin/love letter. It was awesome.

I never received a call from her, but my buddy Nick who stayed around said she and her friends were smiling and laughing about it after I left, so I guess they found it amusing. Does anyone know if Hartnett and her are indeed an item?

Oh, the Rolling Stone thing is true by the way. Thanks so much to everyone that's come out to the show. Its really one of the coolest things thats happened to me in my career. The issue should be out in October.